Ok, so I'm assuming that the author wrote this as a joke or maybe to win a bet. I'm really hoping this wasn't meant as a serious writing endeavor. The blurb says "In the tradition of 80’s slasher films and old school horror." Well yes, but not in a good way. Not in a way that says "Hey, let's all laugh together at the stupid teenagers in the lakeside cabin being killed by a psycho." More in a way that says, "I want to be clever but I'm coming off incompetent."
Basic plot, teenagers who are into alcohol and pot go to the lake to clean up their grandmother's cabin so it can be sold. While there they plan to do everything they shouldn't do and so a madman kills them. I don't think I spoiled anyone with that synopsis. I'm just going to quote a few lines and then I'll let this one go.
"watching her friend Sarah die was enough of a shock to bring her back to reality and say, 'Hey, I better do something or else I'm going to end up like her.'"
"Yeah, her boyfriend had just been murdered and that was hard to deal with, but for crying out loud they were all fighting for their lives now."
"His entire face looked like melted cheese clinging to a piece of bread, with breaks in the skin that made him think of pepperoni pizza."
Ok, enough. I'm going with the idea that this was written as a joke.
This was given to me by the author in exchange for a review through the librarything member giveaway.